What to get your man for Christmas

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Monday, 13-Nov-2006 18:48:54

Hmm, guess this topic could go here.
Anyway, this is a subject in which I am sorely lacking. lol. Any suggestions or plans of what you're getting someone for the winter holidays?

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 9:35:07

Damien, an anchor for his far too fast Suzuki 1300R.

Post 3 by Senior (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 11:06:46

I always advise people to buy me new clothes.

Post 4 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 11:59:41

give youir man money, it' the best option, lol.

Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 13:34:47

OMG, I'm not buying him clothes, and he's already got enough money

Post 6 by poet (The premium poet) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 14:40:30

Well, well. I suggest getting me nothing. I don't want a thing, babe. Only you, as you know. I do need to know what to get you, however, though I've got a pretty good idea. *Smiles. It'll be interesting to see what people suggest, however.

Post 7 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 14:40:56

Cala, Chicka you F*U*N*N*Y~ smile

Back a few years ago...sorry can't remember off hand

...anyhow my guy wrote me a story, a NU like version of Winnie The Pooh Bear... Had me laughing to just about no end...Writing just isn't his thing for the main so I was totally like surprized.

Now, what am I getting my guy..?? Still thinking..

Maybe some...Charcole..After all we do have a fireplace and if the weather gets real C'c'c'old like. well, fire up the ol'e fireplace and make good use of that Charcole.

Cala, maybe you want to write him some like prose or poetry...??? Just a thot.

Haunted...maybe **Paul** would like a gift for that horse of his that he seems to be always tearing around Town on... maybe some nice warm tea too...you know, gotta keep from fr'fr'fr eeeee zing.

Connie ~ Grace

Post 8 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 14:45:23

Why so it is that "The Poet," got in here while I was a penning erUmm pc-ing away...

From what all I heard **Paul** is a nice fuzzzy like sweet Fantasy...Nothing to worry about..

(CG)

Post 9 by poet (The premium poet) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 14:54:30

Connie, I think, or hope, that she dumped that colonial dork ages ago. I've told you before, darlin'. QAnything you get me I'll love, cuz it's from you. Just hope you like what I get you. Doubt you will, but...

Post 10 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 15:28:46

Cala darling, buy me nothing, keep the money and buy yourself a ticket to the UK, and let us see what can happen. lol

Post 11 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 16:12:49

Lol Kevin...
So anyway, I was thinking, ya know, serious suggestions? Though amusing were these.
And I want to do something more than poetry. bleh. And yes, I do have to get something, so hush.

Post 12 by poet (The premium poet) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 16:39:28

Cala, darling. I love your poetry so very much. That's a good suggestion. Don't want anything else. Still need suggestions from you...

Post 13 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 16:43:37

Is this board going to be more than an exchange of loving words between these 2?


Cala, if you know your man well enough, you should have ideas of your own what he would like. I can't advise what you buy for a 16 year old, it's so based on interested and likes/dislikes. if it were me, the only thing I ask for in a gift is that it's something I can keep. I love gifts that i can pick up later and remember the person who gave it, remember the sentiment with which it was given. I doubt that helps much but it's what I think.

Post 14 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 17:25:52

...and upon further consideration...

Maybe Poet has need of concern..

.. if Fantasy **Paul** is in Cala's/Haunted's thots to be..

...*BlackBird," ... then perhaps the British has arrived...

Just some personal thots,

Connie ~ Grace

Post 15 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 17:28:14

Hmmmm That Damien-man that GOBLIN speaks of...

Trust he knows how to swim..

Can just about visulize it now.. though barely...kinda faint you be a knowin' ~

Z'o'o'o'o'o'o'o'mmm-ing along the wooden piers on a motorcycle..

Along side the Golden Shores of the vastness of the water's great---

When all of a sudden as about to do a jump off a ramp that has been set into place...

..from out of know-wheres an anchor is cast...

Post 16 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 18:13:17

Grace, can you actually explain if we really wanted you to, what the flying fuck your ramblings have to do with the topic of this board? you're a stupid old bag, now either contribute to the topic or don't bother writing anything please?


Cala, reflecting more, is he into sport of any kind, if so, does he have a favourite team? something representative of that, or maybe dvds of his favourite tv series? I am just ramblingly pulling ideas out of the air, as I hate christmas and think we should all avoid it.

Post 17 by frequency (the music man) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 19:16:06

well if you get him something other than money, what makes you think he won't just get the money back from whatever it is you buy? lol Money is really the best option.

Post 18 by tnydancer (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 19:16:21

Since my man's birthday is so close to Christmas I got him a plane ticket to come and see me.. gotta see what happens with that.. since he's a zone member I can't say what his presents are going to be.. but for all you ladies out there wanting to know the best present to give your man this Chrismas.. I'll tell you. It's SEX!!!!! And lots of it.. that and the best blowjob in the history of mankind. Put some love and effort into that shit and he'll love you like you wouldn't believe!!!!

Post 19 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 19:54:22

lmfao! yeah... um...

Post 20 by tnydancer (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 20:06:08

Hey! No man or woman can ever argue with you if you go down. The longer the better. You'll always be loved for that. You'll be #1 on their list, ALWAYS!!!!! Face down, ASS up that's the way they like to fuck!!! Am I wrong?? NAH!!!!

Post 21 by frequency (the music man) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 20:49:58

fucking amen! for most of that, anyways. lol looking at your partner while they orgasm makes them even more turned on, and could even trigger one of their own.

Post 22 by poet (The premium poet) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 22:00:12

Lmfao indeed. *Snorts. This's gettin' interestin', as I knew it would. I still suggest gettin' me nothing, but... *SIghs heavily.

Post 23 by tnydancer (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 14-Nov-2006 22:03:25

I say suck him off good and call it a day! He'll love you for it! Then give him the fuck of the century. You knocked out Christmas and New Year's in one shot!

Post 24 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 4:37:35

BLACKBIRD take your DAMN Ecstasy DRUGS and stay outta tHis UNited States of America. Take a flying leap for all I care. Those are them there DAMN BLASTED RAPE DRUGS!!!

Check into: http://www.nida.nih.gov/Infofacts/ecstasy.html


...and to QUOTE YOU BLACKBIRD: "As everyone seems to be saying what they've done, I have taken many different types of weed, Extacy, and magic mushrooms. I'd love to d something really hilucenogenic just to see the affects for me as a blind person"


as Posted under BOARD: Have you done drugs? created by: SugarBaby

Connie ~ Grace

Post 25 by Angel with Attitude (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 5:28:17

Ecstasy is not a date rape drug and Connie's last post is totally irrelevant to this topic. Lets get back to the original topic please and leave the drugs discussion for the other board.

Mel

Post 26 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 5:28:44

connie, I usually have no problems with you, but saying or suggesting that kevin takes drugs is quite a serious accusation. I've lost a lot of respect for you over this. you really are a rambling old bag in desperate need of a life. for fuck sakes.
And, on a totally different note, if I'm really stumped as to what to get someone for christmas, a gift certificate from their favorite store is always cool. that way, they can ge what they want, and use it when they want, and they can't just piss away the cash needlessly on this or that or the other. at least if you get someone a gift certificate from their favorite store, they can think of you while they shop there, and are more likely to pick out something really special, and knowing that you gave them that idea. they're less likely to do that just with cash.
those are my thoughts anyway.
Cam

Post 27 by BB (move over school!) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 5:32:43

I agree with Cam, a gift certifacate is a good idea. That is what I do for my family. I never know what to get them, so a gift cert works. Then they can pick out right what they want, plus saves my ass from shopping in a crowded mall or store too, LOL.

BB

Post 28 by shark (the zone's favorite, Canadian Great White) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 5:34:24

oh and cala, I'll get you an over sized pack of canadian bacon, and a tin of tim hortons coffee. lol

Post 29 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 5:37:12

very nice Cam. lol

Post 30 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 5:43:44

Well, if this is now turning into what we will get Cala then how about I get you pregnant for christmas Cala? lol

Post 31 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 5:45:52

how about not?

Post 32 by BB (move over school!) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 5:50:21

But Cala, Kev was ready to give you such thoughtful gift. And one that you would never forget him by. LOL

Post 33 by moyzey (i'm posting? huh?) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 5:59:43

how about i keep my mouth shut...lol

Cala, you don't have to get anything spectacular for xmas, it's just the thought that counts, but try to make it something that he can keep to remember you by when your not with him. That always works. Failing that, gift vouchers, or, what was it, Store certificates are always a good plan as Cam suggested.

Post 34 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 8:33:13

If he likes a tipple how about a really good bottle of his favourite, or a token to go off road driving or hand gliding ect

Post 35 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 9:13:03

I am giving my girlfriend/butch cologne probably. It smells so good on her.

Post 36 by Don'tBlaisMeBro (Folle et simple est la brebis qui au loup se confesse.) on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2006 9:39:06

Cala:
It really, in my opinion depends what he's into. I usually ask ahead of time, and if there is just something he's absolutely cravin', I'll buy it and surprise him with it. My style (and this isn't a cop out) is to write him something. I'm just weird like that, but I've not been disappointed in the slightest with said pieces of writing. It's the thought that really counts, after all, innit'?

Post 37 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 16-Nov-2006 21:08:36

why don't you write him a poem? i'm sure that'd be meaningful.

Post 38 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Friday, 17-Nov-2006 4:27:14

Ok, appologies for doing this, however I have made important comments concerning Extacy as a date rape drug, having researched it following connie's comments here. To read my findings and comments please visit the bord where her comments should have origionate. "have you taken drugs" Thank you, and appologies again for off topic comments.

Post 39 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Friday, 17-Nov-2006 5:38:48

because in my mind, a poem just isn't good enough. I write poems all the time, and I want it to be special.

Post 40 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Friday, 17-Nov-2006 5:47:39

Cala, A poem is special, but I can understand you feeling it isn't enough. However from someone who doesn't write, if a person takes the tim to write something personal for me, I know it's come from the heart. Sure I am a huge fan of gifts I can pick up in years, and remember both the person and the feelings whith which it was given and received, but that can occur with a poem to. So don't discount it as an idea, but if you feel the need to get something physical as well then do so.

Post 41 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 17-Nov-2006 9:14:17

Could you have it specially read out on the local radio station, along with a request for his favourite band.

Post 42 by saiyan4414 (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Monday, 20-Nov-2006 17:40:44

I say it doesn't really matter what you get him as long as the idea comes from the heart and he or she knows how much you care, and it doesn't necarilly have to be something you buy, it could be something you make, or write, like BD's idea of a poem.

Post 43 by cuddle_kitten84 (I just keep on posting!) on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2006 9:04:40

yeah, it's the thought that counts, i usually ask with mine, it's the best thing to do where that's concerned. vouchers, gift certs, all that kind of thing is best. and yeah, definitely something thoughtful written in a card.